Realtin - Lives number 23, fool for manly men, estate empty except Lily

Lily - Old lady, lives 40

Tom - Looks after estate, wants to hurt Pokey, Dylan calls him Gaga, Retired, lives with Bridget, likes Seanie

Pokey Burke - Tom wants to hurt him, lost all his money on Dubai island, done a runner

Dylan - Her son, father could be Seanie or George

Bridget - Friend of dad, plays bridge, lives with Tom

Seanie Shaper - Wants her to move away, Tom thinks he's great underneath it all, Realtin thinks he's useless and only good at drinking and shagging floosies

George McSweeney - Her boss, Dylan might be his, conveyancer, greedy and chancing their arm, slept with him at party not long after her mum died, gave her a special holiday

Hillary - Her work mate

Rory Slattery - Fat one

Vasya - Foreign looking

Timmy Hanrahan - Simple looking

Bobby Mahon - Manly man, helping her out in the house for cheap, getting a new top to wear for him, was always sound to him, laughed at pranks but didn't join in, stood up for Timmy

Realtin - Does tax return for Unthanks Bakery

Dylan - Son Stopped looking like Tom and now looks like Seanie, nicer than Seanie, when they argue Dylan goes red, tells him it's normal to argue. 8 when parents married, 13 now, 50-50 whether Seanie or George was his dad.

Seanie - Proposed to Realtin during Pirates of the Caribbean, no imagination, needed Dylan's heart as leverage, Realtin couldn't say no, when Dylan was kidnapped he looked everywhere, Realtin froze. Wasn't mad at them, done no harm to Dylan, responsible, rational, full of good ideas.

Tom - Loves going to mass, wanted Realtin and Seanie to get back together

Timmy Hanrahan,Overheard 2 guys talking told Jim Gildea - 2

Seanie - Didn't annoy her one bit, Prick seduced her slowly, felt safe and respected, got used to him being about, got a letter from the kidnapper and put it in the fire after reading it. Cheated on Realtin, had a good body but face like a bulldog, on holiday in Costa.

Realtin - Didn't want to argue with her dad, she'd regret it, had done psychology but switched to accountancy, psychoanalyzed everything, got a letter from one of the kidnappers, it was sweet, Seanie put it in the fire after reading it. Teases Seanie by dressing early to go see clients, stockings, and looking fancy to drive Seanie wild. Left a note for the slappers husband when leaving.

Seanie - They'd been flirting all week, tongue flicking at his lips when he's been up to no good, didn't think he'd done anything, 4 years married, has to leave as soon as Dylan turns 18, builds up his hopes and dashes them, will probably let him stay but will always torture him till he's dead.

Triona - Called Realtin after she got her cert and put advert in Nenagh Guardian

Realtin - AAA Bookkeeping Services, full of clients, thought of taking on someone to help, garden office, Seanie offered to put it up and told him to Fuck off, felt great joy seeing the picture of Bobby and the girl

Bridged - called about helping, Tom put her up to it

Triona - Realtin doe her and Bobby's books, always so nice, glass of wine after doing the books despite old rumours, always calming, always so perfect, but realtin was getting sour after each visit to their mansion, sees how much money they get, and are paying her and Seanie, she has everything.

Seanie,Said he had something to show her but she couldn't tell anyone - 2

Bobby Mahon - The saint, great saviour, martyr, hero, coming out of a whorehouse